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Michael Bloomberg Can't Be a Real Candidate | Shakes a Dog's Mouth??! (NSFW)

Mayor Mikey's accomplishments:

• Bars no longer smell like ashtrays; however, everything outside of one does
• $100,000,000.00 paid to advertising firms at least for each term served
• Successfully beat a zombie candidate "Sleeping" Bill Thompson
• Bought an unprecedented THIRD TERM AS MAYOR, then RAN TO WARMER CLIMES IN 2010 DURING A SNOWSTORM

Mazel tov, asshat.