Mayor Mikey's accomplishments:
- Bars no longer smell like ashtrays; however, everything outside of one does
- $100,000,000.00 paid to advertising firms at least for each term served
- Successfully beat a zombie candidate "Sleeping" Bill Thompson
- Bought an unprecedented THIRD TERM AS MAYOR, then RAN TO WARMER CLIMES IN 2010 DURING A SNOWSTORM
Mazel tov, asshat.
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